counting sheep

What I would do for a good nights sleep....I would give away the green grass and give away the sky, oh hell I would even give away my alligator pie! I swear the girls look at each other during supper and have some secret code that indicates which one is going to be up that night. Now don't get me wrong, I do enjoy those 3 am cuddles, knowing that we are the only two up in the house and enjoying the stillness and warmth but you know, those cuddles could be enjoyed at say...5:30 pm or even at 6:37 pm...but come on, does it always have to be in the middle of the night and always when I am just getting to the good part of the dream, you know, the part when George Clooney realizes that I am his dream girl, sweat pants and all? Ah but alas, I do remember the small print on the manual that came with both babies stating "it is the responsibility of the owner to tend to all needs of the product at all times..." damn I should wear my glasses more often. Is it wrong to want to slip a little sleeping pill into the last bottle of milk before bed?? Not that I would....just wondering......zzzzzzzzz.